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Pick Up Lines that Really Work
By Article Man Published: 11/28/2009
Don’t you want to be the stud who impresses girls with great pick up lines? Here are some of the ones that always work well. Well, at least, for all practical reasons they should work. Do you homework on these lines and remember them – you could need them at any moment all of a sudden.
A very romantic way to approach her is to gift her a rose and then tell her, “May I gift you this rose? I just wanted to show the rose how pretty you are.” Guaranteed to work
If she is standing in a bar, alone, you could go to her and say, “They might ask you to leave here any time now; you are making their other women look unpretty” If the chance arrives when you haven’t had anything to drink yet, and this woman is within earshot, you could say to the bartender, “Hey bro, cancel my drink order. I just got drunk on someone here”
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There’s a great chance to pick someone up if you have been saving a seat for someone and a beautiful girl passes by. Simply tell her, “There you are at last. I have been saving this seat for you” Even this one works, especially if you use it at night, “Did the sun just peep out or was it you smiling at me?” It is a bit old, but still works big-time.
Every girl likes her man to call her beautiful. If your pick up line does that already, she will soon be eating out of your palm. Tell her, “May I borrow your picture? I have to show that to Santa to tell him what I want from him this Christmas.” You will have her laughing crazily when you tell her that. Or you could tell, “I know milk does well for the body, but gosh, how much did you guzzle?”
You can tell when some girl is looking for some hot fun already. For such girls, you need cheesier lines. “Nice pants Can I test that zipper?” can work well when you know a girl is already looking around. Another good one for such a girl would be, “Alright, your ass is fine. How about checking mine now?” Another classic one is, “Fuck me if I am wrong, but didn’t you just want to kiss me?”
However, be careful, because there are pick up lines that won’t work at all. All pick up lines that focus on you instead of her will be wasted. A great example of an egotistic line is, “Hi, I’m Bob. Remember the handle coz you’re gonna be yelling that out later tonight.” Also, if your pick up line insinuates that the girl is a slut, it won’t work. Never ask her, “Are you free for tonight, or how much will that cost me?” or you could get a smack across your cheek from her