Are you tired of sticking a plastic bag into a pillow and pretending it’s your ex? No? Oh ok. Well, are you tired of having nothing else to do those 3 minutes are up? What?! Ok, well, how about this; are you tired of crying yourself to sleep? Yes? Good. I have a solution for you. The solutions name is Fern. She is a 38 year old lady living in the wonderful world of the Darwin Escort. She can have a nice spot ready for you at her place in 30minutes, or can be at yours in 1 hour. That’s a better delivery time than most pizza joints on a Friday night.
Fern loves to start of her sessions with a nice sensual full body massage to get you at your best. She prefers to use her mouth, as her hands aren’t quite as naturally moist.
This darwin escort loads your gun
Once your gun is loaded and ready to use, the session can take many different turns depending on your imagination. Lacking a vivid imagination? Fern’s got you covered.
If you would like to do a discreet house call, you will need to give her an hour notice. The ‘driver fee’ is $50, which isn’t too bad considering the delicate and fragile cargo (I feel all dirty just objectifying her like this!).
Otherwise, if you can give her thirty minutes notice, you can enjoy a discreet session in her lovely abode.
Fern currently has a discount rate for day sessions. So if you have spare time on your lunch break, or better yet, work night shifts, you’re in luck!
You can meet Fern for 30 minutes, 1 hour, or even 2 hour sessions. Need a dinner date? Fern can go on 4 hour dinner dates that will make you get a permanent reservation at that restaurant.
So stop abusing your pillow with your nightly tears, and give Fern a call for more information.