Star Wars has been massive since it came out back in 1977. Over the years it has had a love/hate relationship with it’s fans, but one thing that doesn’t change is the amount of merchandise sold.
Strangely though, this has take a while to reach the sex toy industry. There have been plenty of Star Wars parody DVD’s but a lack of sex toys.
Well, you still can’t buy a real lightsaber unfortunately, but you can get a Light Up Laser Sword!
These unique dildos are designed to look just like the real thing…aside from the big penis, of course. The hilt of the lazer swords look real, and will have your customers swinging it around and making sound effects in the bedroom…or at a hens/bucks night.
There are some real die-hard fans who would pay an arm and a leg to be able to stick the dark side into their partner, or give them a lesson of the strength of the light side.
The Light Up Laser Swords come in three different colours. Green, blue, and red. The hilts correspond to the colours, and if you don’t recognise what hilt/colour fits which character, you aren’t worthy to own one of these.
What’s unique about the Light Up Laser Sword isn’t just the hilt, but also the fact that it lights up. This might seem obvious considering what they are emulating, but until you have turned all the lights off in your room and lit up one of these bad boys, you don’t know what an incredible experience it is. The closer this toy gets to it’s final destination, the more it illuminates said area, giving a really unique experience.
You can really immerse yourself in the role of a dark side practitioner taking advantage of your charge, when the environment suits the toy you’ve chosen…or is that may just the die-hard fan in me?
The Light Up Laser Swords will stand out on your display shelf, and will also add some colour, variety, and fun to your shelves.


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